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You know... just your basic, most-extravagant grocery items.
Published November 17, 2011 More Info ยป
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Published November 17, 2011

The Essentials

  • Dolphin Steak
  • 99% Milk
  • Eagle Eggs
  • Diamond-Ground Mustard
  • Spicy Caviar Doritos
  • Lobster-Flavored Filet Mignon
  • 1855 Bordeaux Concentrate
  • Truffle Oil Body Lubricant
  • Mink Toilet Paper
  • Egyptian Cotton Paper Towels
  • Bottled Holy Water
  • Monocle Polish

If Feeling Generous

  • Canned Maid Food
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