"if i told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it aginst me?"
(from my man Joe Dirt)
"Am on the Zolot so i don't kill you mother f*ckers!"
(Iron Mike Tyson)
"Holy sh*t Balls!"
"Sweet tits Magee that stings like the dickins"
"Let her eat wide good budy"
"Taker easy & if shes easy taker twice"
"sh*t on a stick i was that close"
"Luck for you i hate myself more than i hate you bud"
"Two in the pink one in the stink"
"My pants are geting tight"
"Dang baby your a 10 and then some"
"once you go black you don't go back door"
"Once she gets fat you get away fast"
"Thats what you get b*tch so you better like it"
"You better be good at pulling Sh*t out of your ass budy"
"if i knew it was going to be that kind of party i would of stuck my d*ck in the potatoes"
(Rawlley the homless man)