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February 27, 2012
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Are you a kettle?

 

Cause your bringing me to the boil.

If i said i was a vet, would you let me look at your pussy?

I used to work in a hardware store, so i can tell your looking for a good screw.

Are you a piece of carpet?

 

Cause i could help you get laid.

Do you work in a timber yard?

 

Cause your giving me wood.

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