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Published August 20, 2010 More Info »
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Published August 20, 2010

Rosemary Clooney's Baby

Satan was a real sucker for musicals.  Didja know that?  No?  Well, he was.  And when he saw Rosemary Clooney in "White Christmas," he decided this would have to be the woman who would give birth to the Antichrist.

Children of the Korn

So Korn have been on tour, and spreading their seeds all over the place.  Now all these little groupies are giving birth to these evil offspring, and these little bastards are gonna...well, I'm not really sure what they're going to do, but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be pretty.

How Green Day Was My Valet

Green Day has fallen on some hard times.  And when they have to take jobs parking cars at a posh restaurant to make ends meet, madcap antics and hilarity ensue.
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