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Stick a baby in her midsection for fun and profit
Published November 09, 2011 More Info ยป
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originally printed in Savage Henry Magazine
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Published November 09, 2011

Make a beer getter

Fatten that tax return

Have a reason to buy Gogurts

Take the focus off your dog

Save your failing relationship (Ha ha! just kidding. It's doomed!)

To give your girlfriend a new hobby

To shut your mom up

Make a funny shit generator (both figuratively and because their actual shit is funny for a while)

Make a sidekick

And the #1 reason to knock a ho up............To get rid of those pesky friends and that bothersome money

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