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Fox News recently reported that the Liberals were using The Muppets to brainwash children into communism. But don't you see, Fox News? ALL childhood classics brainwash kids! For example...
Teaches atheism by encouraging that you solve life’s mysteries. IT’S ALL PART OF GOD’S PLAN, VELMA, JUST LET IT GO.
The ORIGINAL Animal Hoarders.
Why are we showing kids that it’s okay to sneak aliens around our soil? Just build a fence already!
Eeyore lives in a house made out of sticks and wears a pink bow on his butt. He’s a cross dresser and part of the 99% all at the same time.
Notice how no one in Bedrock ever wears shoes? Damn hippies…
THUS, television and movies just love teaching children to be horrible. But don’t worry! It helps them grow up to be joyless adults who work for Fox News.