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Fox News recently reported that the Liberals were using The Muppets to brainwash children into communism. But don't you see, Fox News? ALL childhood classics brainwash kids! For example...

SCOOBY DOO

Teaches atheism by encouraging that you solve life’s mysteries. IT’S ALL PART OF GOD’S PLAN, VELMA, JUST LET IT GO.

101 DALMATIANS

The ORIGINAL Animal Hoarders.

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

What are tanks made out of? Steel. What’s the Russian translation of “steel”? Stalin. 

E.T.

Why are we showing kids that it’s okay to sneak aliens around our soil? Just build a fence already!   

WINNIE THE POOH

Eeyore lives in a house made out of sticks and wears a pink bow on his butt. He’s a cross dresser and part of the 99% all at the same time. 

THE FLINTSTONES

Notice how no one in Bedrock ever wears shoes? Damn hippies…

THUS, television and movies just love teaching children to be horrible. But don’t worry! It helps them grow up to be joyless adults who work for Fox News. 

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