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CATS. Evil? Maybe. Trying to kill us? Most certainly. Misunderstood? Completely. We had a cat scientist decipher everything from ancient Egyptian kitten hieroglyphics to modern day messages in a bottle via hairball analysis. Below you’ll find the truth about what kitties are truly thinking and what they don’t want you to find out!
Published May 30, 2012 More Info »
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Published May 30, 2012

Mouse carcasses are just the BEGINNING.

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You think waking up to a rodents dead body at the front door is scary?

Just wait...Just. You. Wait.

We hate Taylor Swift just as much as you do.

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Seriously, who does this bitch think she's fooling?!

While you're at work we rub our junk on your pillow.

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Sorry, but I'm not sorry.

We do see everything and we're telling EVERYBODY.

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Especially that thing you did in the shower. Have you no shame??

We secretly like it when you walk in on us in the litter box.

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Welcome to our sexy sexual fun time fetish.

Elvis? We killed him.

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What can we say? Cats don't forgive and forget.

Hairballs are a privilege NOT a right.

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It's our God given right to puke wherever we please and smile while you bend over to clean up the mess, peasants.

We don't have a problem.

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We just do it recreationally, or at parties, or when we need to feel something...

Stop looking at us like that!

Our tongues feel like sandpaper for a reason.

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The reason is for licking ice cream in massive quantities. Please fill up a saucer with some neapolitan when you get the chance. K, thx!!!

We like it when you call us Pussy.

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Yeah, no, we just looove when you say "Pussy" and laugh and laugh like a fucking moron.

Come at me bro, soon as I get out of this jar imma claw your face off.

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