You think waking up to a rodents dead body at the front door is scary?
Just wait...Just. You. Wait.
Seriously, who does this bitch think she's fooling?!
Sorry, but I'm not sorry.
Especially that thing you did in the shower. Have you no shame??
Welcome to our sexy sexual fun time fetish.
What can we say? Cats don't forgive and forget.
It's our God given right to puke wherever we please and smile while you bend over to clean up the mess, peasants.
We just do it recreationally, or at parties, or when we need to feel something...
Stop looking at us like that!
The reason is for licking ice cream in massive quantities. Please fill up a saucer with some neapolitan when you get the chance. K, thx!!!
Yeah, no, we just looove when you say "Pussy" and laugh and laugh like a fucking moron.
Come at me bro, soon as I get out of this jar imma claw your face off.