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IF YOUR A BAD ASS YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE A NAME LIKE THIS
Published May 03, 2011 More Info »
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Published May 03, 2011


John Wayne ( if you rocking the duke's name you better be a hard ass)

Jeues Christ ( That guy died on a cross for us)

Hillary Clinton ( might not be a guys name but that cunt is tuff!)

Russel Nail (AKA Rusty Nail)

Michael Myers ( need I say more) 

 Biff Hammerlick (it would be best to start hitin the gym with that name)

Johnny Knoxvill (because if your going to be dumb you better be tuff)

Oscar Wilde (he was a man way a head of his time)

Jack Handcock ( get ready for lots of bar fights)

Dick Litteton ( your going to have to show the ladies the slong a lot & there BF's are not going to like it yogi)

Boon Logan (now that is about as country as it gets Yah All!)

Colt Mackoy (pack your heat and smack your wife Now thats is one hell of a Texan)


Philip Moore (there is going to be a lot of drinkin tits coming your way)

Ace Freemen ( Jail is calling then off to rehab over and over again) 
 
Hog Johnson (with a name like that its porno or TNA for you Mr. Hog)

Brike Novax (a ture man amongst men)

Harry Wolf (It  might end up a little crazy on a full moon night & you might just get  some hair in you mouth ladies when hooking up with the Wolf Man)
 
Jock Cavalier (the cool rich kid AKA captain of team Pimpin)

Damian Judish ( that is one hell of a name)

Sam Adams (DRINK! DRiNK! & DRiNK!)

Jimbo Franklin (now thats got old ass drunk all over it)

Gunther Ockaford (Now that just sounds like a oger and a half)

Barack Obama ( you better HOPE his not coming after you next)
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