Hall of Fame
( Get my wiskey and my boner pills because everyone is c*mming tonight ! )
#25. Beth Phoenix because i enjoy be smacked around by woman that is way stonger then me.
#24. Aweome Kong because i like my women like my coffee tick cold and black and you already know i enjoy being smacked around by woman older and stonger than me.
#23. Torrie Wilson what can i say i have a thing for woman that are older than with big fake tits.
#22. Lita becuase she is in a rock band and i myself have enjoying jamming out and am talking about both kinds }'-[O
#21. Gail Kim because i have a feeling she is ninja in the sack but she is just one bad bitch so am down for that a.
#20. Roxxie because i also enjoy getting HARDCORE !
#19. ODB because i needs a drinkin buddy.
#18. Daffney Unger because you got to love them chicks that are f*cked up in the head + she is really loud and she is a good bit older than so thats a ++.
#17. Mickie James because she is hardcore c*nty i mean country and am from the country + she looks like the chick i lost virginity to back when i was 15. An that chick was 18 at the time, man i was so cool back then but now i suck at life. Anyways ! Yeah Mickie James all the way ! )
#16. Sara Del Rey because she is one mean lean fighting machine ! An i do enjoy being tied in knots.
#15. Sarah Stock man i would love to give that woman the shocker into spocker every day all day baby ! + she has one hell of a temper so that turns me on.
#14. Christy Hemme because don't we all just love a shanky biker chicks. Talk about your TNA };-)
#13. Layla El mixed raced and a accent. O ! i just came in my pants a little there O !
#12. Alicia Fox, where the same age she is very foxxxy an tall and i am none of that besides the age and as you know apposites attract.
#11. Lisa Marie Varon can anyone say COUGAR !
#10. ivory the #1 cougar in the world today.
#9. Kelly Kelly she is a year younger than me and as you know blondes have more fun so you know she will let me stick it in the bum bum so am down for that for sure big dogs.
#8. Angelina Love, Hey wants not to love about her, she is white trash like me but a Canadian so you know she is nice person so that is a big +.
#7. Cheerleder Melissa because she is one ruff and tuff b*tch and you know i love it ruff baby !
#6. Velvet Sky now there is someone i can get high and play video games with.
#5. MsChif because that woman is f*cking METAL !
#4. Aksana because i need a little international flavor in my life for sure players + i already stock her so lets lay it up sweethart.
#3. Tamina Snuka because of dat phat ass ! So you know she has the sweetest of dat sweet poonanny WOOO !
#2. Ahley Flair she is around my age and she is a fit as it gets so f in tight it can't be right. O YEAH ME like E long time !
#1. A.J Lee, it's like where soul mates, an she is the perfect size for me + she is super f in cool and pro wrestling is more inportant to her than life it self and i also feel the way so am a A.J Lee man all the way and then some forever and always. #1 all the way.
#25 You the person lookin at this right now. Get at me and will tie one on pimpin.
#24 Thomas Jefferson because that dude was a f in wild man bro.
#23. Hulk Hogan brother because that man d*mn near raised me dude. So call me Hulkster.
#22. Andy Kaufman so we can pull panks on people at the bar all night long.
#21. Jerry The King Lawler because drinking beer is good for the hart and i want Jerry The King Lawler here on earth with us for a long time + you know he has a 1,000 good stories about banging chicks half his age.
#20. Jmmy Carrey just don't drop any SLD in there for us because his already out there you dig.
#19. Timothy Leary so he can open my minds eye up some more for me.
#18. Hunter S Thompson #LetsGetAllTheWayWeird
#17. Danny Devito because he seems like a nice guy.
#16. Sam Kinison so we can rock the f*ck out.
#15. Bill Hicks so we can chat about freaky sh*t.
#14. Geroge Carlin just so i hear him bitch about life.
#13. Justin Bieber so he could hook me up some young 18 year old p*ssy and i could teach him about not acting a wigger.
#12. The Queen of england because it sure would be funny to she her drunk as sh*t.
#11. Yeah i would like drink a few cold ones with Will Ferrell at ball game just shoting the sh*t i think would be cool.
#10. Lindsay Lohan a few shots and then mybe some sex will see. + we seem about on the same level so i think she is cool.
#9. Sarah Silverman because there nothing like being made fun of by someone you look to in life.
#8. Daniel Tosh because i have a feeling that dude is a lot more laid back an is cooler than it seems. Not a d*ck at all i would bet. A real nice guy.
#7. Jim Morrison so we can get all drunk an act like a*shole Jackasses just for fun.
#6. Steve Jobs because i have a feeling that dude was tripped out and i would love to pick that brain of his.
#5. Barack Obama because that dudes needs a little chilling out time for sure with all the f*ck up sh*t going down in the world today. + i would to hear what he had to say off the record.
#4. Dixie Carter because i have a feeling she is funny as hell when she gets drunk.
#3. Chris Farley and John Belushi together no drugs just drinking the 3 of us just chilling out by a lake so they can just be there self.
#2. Phil Hartman so he drop some wisdom on my ass would be cool.
#1. Jesus Christ because i bet he make the best wine and he is my lord and saviour an all so that would be nice.