1. Mona Robinson: Who's the Boss?
No self-respecting cougar club would be complete without this fiery fire-crotch. Though she made daughter Angela Bower uncomfortable in her own home by chiding her proper ways, Mona rolled out her red carpet for myriad men in her adjacent guest house, all the while ogling hunky housekeeper Tony Micelli.
2. Blanche Devereaux: Golden Girls
3. Estelle "Mother" Winslow: Family Matters
4. Helen Roper: Three's Company
With her signature muumuus reeking of sexual frustration, Helen was reduced to wryly lamenting her lack of action with cold-fish husband Stanley. Though she lived below Jack Tripper, Helen always yearned to be on top of him.
5. Suzanne Sugarbaker: Designing Women
This melodramatic Miss Georgia World was divorced from a baseball star, but never quit playing the field. Though her motherâs name was Perky, this narcissistic financier was always ready to get down.
6. Naomi Harper: Mama's Family
This racy rube was the object of husband Vintonâs desire and mother-in-law Thelmaâs disdain. Affectionately called âSkeeterâ by Vinton, this checker was suspiciously promoted to assistant manager, suggesting groceries werenât the only thing being bagged at Food Circus.
7. Peg Bundy: Married with Children
With big hair and little ambition, this sedentary housewife only left the couch to blow disgusted husband Alâs money -- often on male strippers. She became a feminist icon by torturing her husband and refusing to work in the kitchen.
8. Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan: M*A*S*H*
This naughty nurse used her sexy wiles to persuade superiors into meeting her demands. Hot Lips ensured no soldier left the mobile hospital without pitching a tent of their own.