I got signed up to speed date by the guys at RadioAwesome and I drank like a Somali pirate on holiday.
- Cats plural?
- Do you smell that?*
- Are you having some sort of allergic reaction?*
- I bet you dress as something slutty for Halloween.
- How many kids?
- Iâve got some serious road rage.*
- Iâve never tried to crochet.
- Did you shit yourself?*
- God you look like my high school girlfriends mom.
- Nick Swardsonâs gay.
- Wait, you, own a âShake Weightâ?*
- Do you have access to a pool or hot tub?*
- Iâve seen you on Facebook.
- I live with my dad.
- Is that a Bloody Mary? I had two of those for breakfast!
- My friends and I call an unbleached asshole a âshift eightâ. Seriously look at a keyboard.*
- Wait, what the fuck do you do for a living?
- Slow night tonight.
- Iâve always wanted to ride in a rickshaw.*
- I love Lady Gaga!
- How the fuck could you not like Anderson Cooper?!*
- I do stand-up comedy.
* I actually got that girls phone number or, she was Asian, or fat, or I farted and blamed it on someone else, or this is FCC legal to say on the radioâ¦
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