Imagine the Enterprise, piloted by prattling, lecture-y, undateable people who eat tiny catered sandwiches. Now, they can preach to the converted AND explore the solar system!
The USS Poetry Slam
This brotha ain't afraid of the Cardassian
Or the Romulans
Cuz I got a ship, ain't no trip
And our souls will fly into the night
cuz we tight
No Thot Gor steppin to this man
'Cuz I got a plan!
The USS One-Woman Show
Finally, aging actresses past their prime can go where no one has gone before, in terms boredom and uncomfortable self-revelation. Admission is always free on this ship!
USS White Male Authors
Join Philip Roth and the narcissistic holograms of Norman Mailer and John Updike, as they explore the galaxy and write beautiful sentences about the pathos of death, their saggy balls, and fucking 20 year-old grad students.
USS Farting Bulldog
Because no armada is complete without a farting bulldog. It's just common sense!