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Published December 06, 2011 More Info »
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MY BUCKET LIST: #1- Beat up Jon Bon Jovi, Barry Manilow, and Rod Stewart at the same time. #2- Bitch slap Canada for Celine Dion #3- Be successful at something for once. #4- Cure Gingeritis and freckles. #5- Figure out the meaning behind a Tool music video. #6- Find Jerry Falwell’s grave flick it off and leave a terd bouquet on his head stone, to the tune of me saying “I forgive you." #7- See a kangaroo get knocked out by a person. #8- Clear internet and search history #9- Punch M. Knight Shayamalan in the throat at a podium for being awarded something for anything #10- Find out how Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show is still on the air #11- 2 words panda burger #12- Drown a shark #13- Convince Chuck D to become a registered republican #14- Buy deodorant for Michael Moore (there's no way that guy uses deodorant or bathes daily just look at him) #15- Find J.G. Wentworth and hit him with a cast iron pipe for evry time I saw one of those commercials. #16- Finish that novel I've been writing for a decade #17- Find Larry the Cable Guy's shirt sleeves, turn said shirt sleeves into a noose, and do the world a favor. #18- Be good enough friends with Adam Sandler that he calls me by my last name and invests in my idiotic idea for a movie. #19- Piss on R. Kelly #20- Uppercunt Kathy Griffin for giving the ginger and non-ginger world a reason to continue hating the freckle stricken populus. #21- Dissolve the common misconception that Dane Cook is funny #22- Debate what is the best sun screen and SPF with Conan O'Brien

#Last- Finish Bucket List
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