Some Weekend Ideas for the Soul

1. Lets Dance!

2. make fun of your so called friends to make the ladies think your Kooler than you really are.

3. get laid and payed because this is whatz wez do son!.

4. fall down a lot and not remmber it then do it all agian.

5. stay up all night and watch Adult Swim this time not adult movies the whole night this time.

6. lick some tits to raise money for there College funneds before going bum side bar back in the champangne to pay for there kids to eat.

7. get the vote out on weed all across the land beacuse that sh*t is good for the soul.

8. Hanging with Mr Cooper re-runs all weekend long Baby!

9, try to watch SNL all the way through this week and see if lol even once.(because you know it's just going to be a re-run on.)

10. Sleep off a super nasty hangover all weekend long.

11. step up  and stop the whole F**CKiNG up your Life thing by going to work for a living.

12. mud-bog  your moms suv in her yard then go blow some shit up. "GETTER  DONE!"

13. smoke a bunch of weed and sit on funnyordie all weekend long PLAYERz! "am doing that right now yo!"

14. Pull out the 8tracks and get ripped to the Dead.
 
15. Looking for the lost souls of the dead for the weekend could be fun.

16. fist fight with your Brother and dad.

17.  80s night with the girls!

18.  Sleep in the woods to hide from the law.

19. Let a older women take advantage of u then u take her money.

20.  hit the streets to watch me some bum fights in person.

21.  Tell my parents your moving back in for ever.

22. trip out on so much LSD that u end up in a Buddhist Monastery.

23. Tricks are not just for the kids anymore ;]  if you know what am sayin!

24. Same shit every single guy does. Hit up chicks at the bars to spend all your money on them because your trying to get lucky tonight dog.

25. find your inter self just for the hell of it.

26.  Go to a movie theater and beat off. "O that silly PEE WEE"

27. Calling Mr. Happy to Brown Town ;-O

28. talk some skank into leting u doulble fist. (one in the b hole and one in the Vajj with my foot in her mouth.) "sounds like a song a once heard".

29. bust out some funky bass lines for the cougars at the bar so u can get free drinks all night before geting some off some lady that  is twice my age. (its not rape if you enjoy it.)

30. hell i can't even remember what i do on the weekends for the life of me peepz.

31. Take a trip to the whore house.

32. film your vinegar strokes .

33.doing a Little E a little X and a little LSD in your weed out in the woods to rave music with bunch of other burnouts and want to be hippies.

34. let a pack of sluts ride them nuts.

35. Watch sports then get online to talk sports and lay bets on them untill your a killed for not paying up.

36. start a fight and get to drunk to f*ck.

37.Fuck off Die. (JK) if your really feeling down just eat yourself you death.

38. Get F*CKED! 6 ways to Sunday

39. Hook up with that big girls/guy who has an eye on you and go have tones of fun. (CUM on you know what am sayin! )

40. You if you like. i'll give you that O! ;-0

41. its a grate day for drugs to be sold.

42.  tell your parents your bi just to fuck with them.

43.On booty call all weekend long.

44. Same thing you do every day smoke crack and lick cracks for more crack.

45. Let me see bar first then house party then black out then jail if your lucky and don't go crashing your car.

46.  Take a ride on the bang bus to your local prison.

47. Let the big dog eat an just let the chips fall where they may.

48. Chuck Norris athon.

49. Go F*ck with in inlaws for a few days

50. start a film crew that is like girls gone wild but i'll call it  pussies gone wet.

51. Must get off now ;-) and sit on the jon all weekend because i ate Taco-Bell . O NO! it's a runner .

52. The same thing we all do every day. Beat off to the octomom prono.

53. Skinny dippin!

54. Ride the stationary bike at the gym so i can watch the yoga classes i mean get in shape duh! CUM ON you crazy cat!

55. Race your budies around town. Because i can't drive i have 55 DUi's!

56. Read a series of books about naked people f*cking each other to death.  (you know!)

57. Hit the street an act like a super hero.

58. Work the streets so you can pay off your dealer an them hookers you got with.

59. Buy a gun before getting check up for STDs.

60.So you can just do the same sh*t you do eveyday smoke your mom's weed lock up in your parents basement as you watch tv for about 16 hours strate.

61. Lets Rassel!

Bouns: lot of hardcore video gaming.

Go to the Palace of gold and become a one with Krishna. "the Palace of Gold is close to  my parents house so i like to do this one a lot." Hare Krishna to all my Hare Christinas out there.

and your last Bouns idea for the day is drinking with bums.

P.S.A: Lefty is law & always remember to bag it before you tag it. Because it is ON!

"Really do what ever it is that you f in do. Just don't die on us um K pimpetz and pimperconz."

DADDY Loves you.