1. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
2. Exxon-Mobil has had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
3. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!!
4. A truckload of Americans has been caught sneaking into Mexico.
5. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
6. I saw a Mormon polygamist yesterday with only one wife.
7. A picture is now only worth 168 words.
8. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
9. Romanian television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
10. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And if that wasn't bad enough. Today I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail!!
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The Recession : The 10 Worst Things!!
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off due to budget cuts.
- this is extremely funny to me.
- The economy is so bad even prostitutes are asking for a bail out!
- And Funny or Die has had to hire shit writers.
- LOL!! This has made my day!! Thanks bro!
- I actually did get a pre-declined credit card offer. Why?
- I do i'm declined without opening my mail lmao
- I thought Rodney Dangerfield was dead.
- i'm from Romania and i find this extremely... well, extremely true
- As a Romanian, I find this extremely offensive!