1. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
2. Exxon-Mobil has had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
3. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!!
4. A truckload of Americans has been caught sneaking into Mexico.
5. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
6. I saw a Mormon polygamist yesterday with only one wife.
7. A picture is now only worth 168 words.
8. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
9. Romanian television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials!
10. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
And if that wasn't bad enough. Today I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail!!
Be seeing you!!