Um did The Beatles get out of rehab? Not since David Duchovonyâs release from sex rehab have we seen such dedication for an actor from his fans, and rightfully so: As Roger Ebert once said, âAquaman essentially did for cinema what Sergeant Pepper did for music.â Just as importantly, Doug Ellin once said, âA tit flash as the Escalade pulls away is a must.â
Burning Down the House
And weâre back with a blaze of glorE. Could that episode have been any hotter? If I may- Turtleâs joint served as a representation of the small flame the show lit in our hearts merely seven years ago. This spark of passion has since grown into an inferno of passion, burning brightly in our souls and mansion living rooms alike.
Woof. Finally, Arnold getting the respect he deserves. Not only was he featured in the opening shot, he is sniffing out all the weed in the house for Vinceâs safety plus alerting partygoers of the aforementioned fire. Triple threat much?
Bus Full of Hot Sober Girls
The writers are on fire (callback). They must have thought of about thirty names for those girls fresh off the hot/ sober girl bus. âMadonna,â âBeth?â God damnit! The attention to detail is remarkable. Also remarkable: how thirty beautiful women strolled off a bus, just like in real life. Donât act like you didnât remark when that train of women kept coming.
Can we talk about the stellar performance of Vinceâ¦.âs haircut? Iâll start. Sort of a cross between a receptionist named, âMargaret,â and a lesbian. And also Margaret is a lesbian.
âA Chilean miner AND Jersey Shore reference? When was this episode written (pause) late 2010 early 2011?â Thatâs my impression of you guys, and youâre wrong. This is Doug Ellin saying; keep these events in your heart, always. âWinningâ is something people write on signs every day and coconut water is not just a fad. In a few years, all water will be coconut water.
And the Emmy for acting like a totally normal menâs work shirt goes to Ariâs lavender top.
Wet Scott American Summer
Yes, itâs sad that Sloan and E are no longer an item, but as they say in the industry, âThereâs no such thing as a free lunch.â Enter Scott- his golden mane shimmering, highlights fresh from another Los Angeles summer. These two hate each other so much that they actually love each other. And now theyâre partners at their own agency? Steamy. Just remember guys; careful when dipping the company ink in each otherâs buttholes.
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