You Have to Download
This might be the most widespread podcast myth of them all. You donât have to download anything to enjoy a podcast! Theyâre available streaming all over the Internet! Donât want to look all over the Internet? You donât have to. We now offer a wide selection of hilarious Earwolf podcasts right here on Funny Or Die! Save that valuable hard drive space for your vacation photos and massive database of pirated music.
You Have to Subscribe
Thereâs no subscription necessary if you want to listen to a podcast. You donât even have to hand over your email. All you need to do is click a link and youâll be whisked away to a magical Funny Or Die page with a streaming podcast. Try it! CLICK ME!
You Need an iPod
Have you been paying attention? All you do is click and listen and you do it all on a computer. No iPod or iPhone or iPad or iTunes or âÂ¡Ay, Caramba!â shirts required.
Theyâre Difficult In Any Way
Do you have trust issues? Who did this to you? Why wonât you accept that all you need to do in order to enjoy a laugh inducing podcast is click a link then lay back and let it happen? Thereâs probably a better way to word that last part. Then again, maybe there isnât. Weâll never know.
This myth is a little subjective, but weâre here to tell you that if you check out the wide array of podcasts we offer you will find one that is right for you. By âright for youâ we mean âable to help you kill lots of time.â We know that this service of helping you kill time sounds invaluable, and therefore expensive, but donât worry! That brings us to our next mythâ¦
Listening to Podcasts Costs $6 Million Dollars
Not only will listening to a podcast not cost you $6,000,000 it wonât cost you $1! Or any amount of dollars in between! Or even a fraction of a dollar! It will cost you no dollars or any dollar parts or even any doll hairs. Itâs free! That should be reason enough to try most things that donât kill you right away (and some that do!) so just listen to one already. Heck, listen to two at a time! You only live once according to most Western religions.
Podcasts Killed Your Family
For the last time, podcasts didnât kill your family. Theyâre gone forever, and youâre going to need to accept that, but podcasts didnât play a part in what happened that tragic afternoon. You know what might help you get your mind off things? Listening to a podcast!