31 Brilliant examples of Engrish fails...

In tribute to Japan and the recent trials they are still experiencing- You know, that whole Godzilla destroying their country thing - Here is a visual tribute to the ineptitude of the translation skills of the land of the rising sun! And by the way, wasn't it nuclear power that inadvertently spawned Godzilla in the first place? Did we not learn anything from the great Gamera disaster of '69 and the Mothra invasion of '83? Nuclear power just ISN'T worth the ramifications of giant monsters.

So without further ado, from the land that gave us free range Penguin dicks on a bed of sauteed Panda assholes come these mass fails.