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C'mon guys...we've all been there before. You try to get it up but something beyond our control won't let us. The chick gets pissed and you get none. Here's just a few things that could be behind your failure to launch.
Published October 26, 2010 More Info »
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Published October 26, 2010

boner killers

  • Rosie O'Donnell
  • Nose Candy
  • Sweaty Fat Men
  • Too Much To Drink
  • Exploring The Jungle
  • 2 Girls 1 Cup
  • Vasectomy
  • Herpes
  • Chicks with Dicks
  • Sharp objects near genitalia (unless that's your thing)
  • Granny Panties
  • Steroids
  • Tori Spelling
  • Crotch cheese
  • Meth Mouth
  • Abstinence
  • Male Priests
  • Surfing the Crimson Wave
  • Gag Reflex
  • Braces (again, unless that's your thing)
  • Chastity Belt 
  • Octopussy 
  • Butter Face
  • Pancake Nipples
  • Bitchy Friends
  • Babymaking for the sake of really having babies
  • Stage 5 Clingers
  • Queefs 
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