Some stupid sh*t that is on my mind.
Wiggers the worst thing since terrorist. "Really all you wiggers out there it's hard enough for black people to get by in this world and they for damn sure don't need your ass out there making them look bad as you always do. Trying to at like your hard or somthing. Yeap wiggers it's a little thing called get a job. An if not just be the trash person you are and well always be deep down in your soul. For there is not need to put on a front yo!. But am ok with black people acting white. Because you gotz to keep your job player."
A grate man once told me f*ck em all. That man would later die of aids.
So if i could bang out any two chicks at the same time i would have to say i would go for Gail Kim and Alicia Fox. One asian and the black and both fit as it gets. An we all know how them wrestling bitches get down. Call me Gail Kim or Alicia Fox because am ready to get it on one on one if i can't get you both at the same time one will do o so fine.
Here are a few things that make me want to kill myself, The NHL, The Pirates, Not having a Job, living with my parents, no car, no money, getting ripped off, the goverment, wars, and a lot more stuff but we don't need to get into all that because i just might do if we do get into all of that crap. Because yes my life is just like that Clarence "The Frogman" "Henry song "Ain't got no Home" but yet i say f*ck em all and i move on with my bad self no matter how gay sh*t gets for me.
Did you know that i live off of a steady diet of Potatos and Beer. Hell mix a little Tofu in there and am good to go my friends. An yes the beer that is made from oats is the best kind. But if am going cheap on it i am going for the i.c lights. Yep you can get and i.c light 30pac for only 13$ bucs.
Out of all the big time music acts that died at a young age i would have to say my main man Otis Redding was the best one out of all them. Not by far and away or anything but in my mind his was the best damn song wrighter out of them! An where taking of any time period of now dead music acts. (An thats saying a lot because there are a lot of them.)
i like tang a whole lot and where talking both kinds baby! (Tang will make you feel like your on the moon.)
Do you know what makes me so f in sad for me all the time?. That the fact is that am going on 27 and i look like am going on 47. NOT COOL Genetics!
the only reason why CBS,ABC,FOX and NBC are the top 4 network besides the the fact they own every thing that isn't aready owned on Ted Turner is because there free.
You know what would make for a good show? "Action Jackson" Just some new bad ass black dude to be him and there we go a new t.v show. A show with lots of action both ways if you know what am saying with some funny ass one-liners and him driving a bad ass wipe around when kicking the sh*t off crime is Action Jackson just so you know. (it was old 80s moives.) as long as it's on HBO or showtime because we don't need no stupid shit like that night rider remake now do we.
(For the ladies) Besides busting nuts i enjoy long walks on the beach (because i never get a chance to go to the beach so when i do am walking that sh*t) and cooking when am not dicking off playing vidoe games or watching the t.v.
when i eat out i like to go down under. Other than that i don't eat out much.
You know what i really do enjoy getting my balls busted as long as it's by a good looking woman/women };-O=
sh*t brake time! "Hey when you go to go you gotz to go!"
More Crap with a little Q and A
So if there was anyone one person alive or dead that i would like to have lunch with who would it be? This is a hard one but i would have to say Sam Kinison at a strip club. Because i always wanted to get drunk with that guy and hit on chick with him.
Name that one person alive or dead i would like to fight besides Hitler? Easy one George W. Bush and i think we all know why on this one.
Name that one person alive or dead i would wish i could marry? Well lets me see here i guess would have to say the one the only Scarlett Johansson not only is she fine as all hell and super cool an sh*t but i need someone to flip the bills god da*n it. But Anna Hathaway would do just fine as well.
So what is the best thing to smoke herb out of? Well Sh*T! i would have to say a water bong myself but what eve.
Who do i think is the Koolest Kat around? My main man Warren Buffett. Now if only i could get a hold of his ass so he could hook me up with some cash like it does for so meany others .
What is the best thing that ever happend to me so far? So yep it's Funny or die is the best thing that ever happend to me by far. why? Well it's because i have no life.
What is best place in the world to be? F*ck if i f*cking know.
A living Hell
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