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Published May 09, 2013 More Info ยป
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Published May 09, 2013

"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Cargoes.
Cargoes who?
Car goes beep beep!"

"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!"

"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leena.
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!"

"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy last time you took a bath?"

"Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire State building!"

"Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't..."

"Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies?"

"Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it's cold out here!"

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