cheers to beers
Am not drunk at all bro.
A i only drink to be social.
Yeah i only drink on the weekends.
Hey i can drive so lets go you all party at my parents place.
F*CK YOU GOD !
Watch me brake this table ! "Did you recored that bros !"
Yo i will f*ck every b*tch in the bar right now mother f*ckers !
Party at my house !
O sh*t i think i just sh*t my pants.
who p*ssed in these pants god d*mn it !
Hey i don't have a drink problem because enjoy getting drunk.
Seems to me like your the one with the problem f*cker !
AHA wiskey the worlds best pain reliever baby !
Like lets do some shots ladies !
AA is for p*ssies d*ck head !
Am not a quitter ! So line up them shot bitch !
God dog i would so f*ck the ever loving sh*t out of your momz right now duder WOO !
Your driving me to drink ! "No really son you have to drive me to the bar because i don't have a license because of the DUi and all."
O ! shut the hell up i no my limitz ass wipe.
Look at my d*ck bitch bitches !
Chug it ! Chug it ! Chug it !
Am going to needs a lot more drink in me if am going to f*ck the wife tonight budie.
Crank up that sh*t UP !
O ! it's so time to getz my dance on boo !
Yep it's a good day to drowned the sorrows away.
Am seeing triplets };-) .
Hell i would lick up her . blood anytime by god. Because of there bleeding they can't get pragerz and that my friends is just a scientific fact bros.
Dang baby ! i would so eat out your b-hole sweet cheeks O ! O ! O ! };-)
Let me do some shot to get courage up to drive.
Let go hunt down some cougars bros !
Yeah lucky for me i can't remember sh*t for last night dudes. UP TOP !
Hey mom it's your son can you bail me out again ?
A i drive drunk all the time an i never crashed once um k.
The best fix for a hangover is a 12 pack and thats a fact jack.
Lets do some drugs ! ! !
Hey man your wife is so f*cking hot dude ! So lets tag team that sh*t bro ! you get the pussy hole an i'll take the b-hole because i don't want kids bromosexual.
My d*ck is so hard right now sweethart that i could nail a house. Fat ladies ;-) Bang ! Bang !
O yeah ! i'll kick all your asses right now f*ckerz !
F*ck you then bartender i'll just go home and drink because am not drunk !
black out are funny as hell dude.
A i never went to school and look how cool i am you stupid ass d*ck heads.
YEAH i drink so i can share my feelings and so that i don't kill you mother f*ckers.
No your the one who suck ! MY D*CK B*TCH !
Sh*t in my mouth and piss in my ass because am so f*ck up right now man !
F*ck the world and f*ck all of you ! "then you cry"
Can i have some money because am broke man !
F*ck the govenment and NWO too !
Hold on let me text this dick pic to your sister before we go honey.
Am not gay or anything but your a good looking dude bro no lie dog.
Yeah i pre drink before any night on the town to save money.
Whatz you got on my 40oz punk !
F*ck you all am going home !
That fish smell is going to make me sick. "An then you puke inside a women's pussy when going down on her."
Butt Chug time boyz ! .
Hey tones of fun let me go for a ride on you. Slap dat ass and ride the waves pimps.
it's coming out both ends tonight son ! WOO ! Next time i don't eat before i drink.