things a NHL player tells his wife

#1 whats happens on the road stays on the road.

#2 am going to miss a few birthdays hell am going to miss a few births

#3 meet me in the parking lot for a qwicky.

#4 Had a weird night so dont touch me.

#5 you feel like going for the hat trick

#6 should i put on a net if i want to   scorer.

#7 dont make me slap shot your ass! 

#8 who are you?.

#9 A you want you to hit off my post tonight ?

#10 I dont care what she said about the blood test Like Them  kidz ant  mine A!

#11 Its best if i keep my stick on the ice after what happened last night.

#12 am going to put it 5 hole on you tonught A.

#13 that wasnt me in the  strip club fighting  on the news last night.

#14 its looks like i cant keep my stick on the ice so  am going to your box.

#15 where moving because i got traded So you better cut it off with you back door man A you damn  Hozzer!

#16 whatz the dun fush about A women am home once a week!

#17 A teady Bear could you make me some flap Jack for me and the guys? my sweet honey pie.

#18 if  u cross me like that anymore mez going to KO you out on that ice sweety.

#19 sorry me English  bad.

#20 I got cut so where moving to Russia.

#21 Who the F*CK! are you! & where the HELL AM i!

#22 Where are my damn pain killers Bit*h!

#23 coach told me to stop runin around with my stupid little girl friend so now its just us now babe.

#24 Am going to be on skaiting with stars!

#25 O yeah what ever you C*NT! am going to bar with the boyz when i get home.