things a NHLplayer tells his old lady
#1 whats happens on the road stays on the road.
#2 am going to miss a few birthdays hell am going to miss a few births
#3 meet me in the parking lot for a qwicky.
#4 Had a weird night so dont touch me.
#5 you feel like going for the hat trick
#6 should i put on a net if i want to scorer.
#7 dont make me slap shot your ass!
#8 who are you?.
#9 A you want you to hit off my post tonight ?
#10 I dont care what she said about the blood test Like Them kidz ant mine A!
things NHL players tell there old ladyz
#11 Its best if i keep my stick on the ice after what happened last night.
#12 am going to put it 5 hole on you tonught A.
#13 that wasnt me in the strip club fighting on the news last night.
#14 its looks like i cant keep my stick on the ice so am going to your box.
#15 where moving because i got traded So you better cut it off with you back door man A you damn Hozzer!
#16 whatz the dun fush about A women am home once a week!
#17 A teady Bear could you make me some flap Jack for me and the guys? my sweet honey pie.
#18 if u cross me like that anymore mez going to KO you out on that ice sweety.
#19 sorry me English bad.
#20 I got cut so where moving to Russia.
#21 Who the F*CK! are you! & where the HELL AM i!
#22 Where are my damn pain killers Bit*h!
#23 coach told me to stop runin around with my stupid little girl friend so now its just us now babe.
#24 Am going to be on skaiting with stars!
#25 O yeah what ever you C*NT! am going to bar with the boyz when i get home.