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Father please forgive for i Jake Stetar have sinned my life away.

Forgive me Father for i have sinned for this is my first confession as a adult. 

Forgive me Father for i have sinned for i smoke weed everyday and drink way to much for my own good. 

Forgive me Father for i have sinned. "Because Father i can't stop watching Kate Beckinsale moives."

Forgive me Father for i have sinned again for the fact is i really want to punch Taylor Swift in face over and over agian like i was a nut job like Jodi Arias or somthing.

Forgive me Father for i have sinned i can't stop masterbating to Jodie Arias naked picks. ( sidenote them pics are hard to find buddie but they will make you hard hiyo! sorry God. but if you want to see them father i'l send it in a email bro.)

Forgive me Father for i haved sinned because am a creep. 

Forgive me father father for i have sinned. Because am a 27 year old bum that doesn't work and is living with his parents who can stand the fact that am here in the home.

Forgive me Father for am about to kick the sh*t out of my brothers dumbass. 

Forgive me Father for baseball is my favorite sport and yes am a Pittsbrugh Pirates and have been my whole life. So that makes me a big fat loser! Sorry!

Forgive me Father for i have contacted Casey Anthony for a date. ( i know am going to Hell.)

Forgive me Father for i have sinned." i have had sex out of wedlock with meany diffrent women in my life and some where hookers hell mybe even born as men for all i know on drugs a time you 2 in my day". ( But in my defence i haven't had sex yet this year because am a broke ass sloth of a so called "man".)  

Forgive me Father for i have sinned. "Yes Father i masturbation to hardcore porn at least 2 times a day for the last 15 years of my life." ( make that 3 times a day O sh*t make that 4.)

Forgive me Father for i have sinned. "Because i also pratice other religions that are not even christian. But hey there is only one god right! An in turn we all come from that so we are all one because where all in this together right!" 

Forgive me Father for i have sinned. "Because i think about gay stuff some times."

Forgive me Father for i have sinned for the fact is clear am a punk ass b*tch! 

forgive me Father for i have sinned. "For the fact is i been jamming out to Black Metal and Death Metal music on a near everyday base as of late." ( that and 80's music with a little funk on the side sucka.")

forgive me Father for i have sinned. "Yes i smoked my mom's sack's for time to time. " ( but Lord AM BROKE!) 

O yes forgive me father forgive me for i have sinned, i have been having wet dreams of Katie Couric for the past 15 years.

Forgive me Father for am 27 and live with a parents who hate me. Sorry everyone am a loser.

Forgive me Father for i have sinned in that i try to be funny but am not at all it's just sad like my life.

Forgive me Father for i have sinned each and everyday of my life in more ways than i could ever say for i am a evil little troll.

Forgive me father for i have sinned because this stupid ass sh*t has gone on way to f*cking long god d*mn it and am sorry players because it's not cool bros and i know this man! But yet the beat goes on. 

Yo for give me father for i am a black out drunk pot head that doesn't work that lives his life on funny or die.

sine is in and it's not going away any time soon my love.

Forgive me father for i have sinned. "Yeah father am living my life on Funny or Die 24\7." 

Forgive me father for i have sinned. "Am 27 and have no life." 

Forgive me father for i have sinned. "Am a big fat loser with a little slonger." 

Forgive me father for i have sinned. "Am not a very good friend to the people am most close to in life". 

Forgive me father for i have sinned in that am a high school drop out. 

Forgive me father for i have sinned. "i haven't been keeping up with my bands, movies, shows and sports like i should be these days. "You would think i would and could with all this free time i have."

forgive me father for i have sinned. "Am a very bad infueines in the world." 

forgive me father for sending you this by Link. ( So yeah i'll take you off my buddy list if you want father.)

forgive me father for this got way to long. 

forgive me father for i have sinned. "Because am not in a band right now like i should be god d*mn it!."

forgive me father for am not a very happy man when it comes to my life and world i live in here  in 2013. ( it's o.k and everything you know. "Am just broke")

For give me father for i have sinned everyday of life.

Sorry you all for this being so f*cking d*mn long God d*nm it but am a f*cking big time sinner so there is more f*ck up sh*t in me but i'll just keep that f*cked up sh*t to myself for now um K! Check you later! 

For give me father for acting like Mick Foley on the weekends. But i just love the pain.

PEACE ONE LOVE ONE Life.

Too da Father!

Da Bullfrog 

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