No one needs to see your post-dump face in the bathroom.
For the gal who needs to remind people that she's going clinically insane: rainbow-dyed tips!
Leave the cougaring to pros like Demi Moore. Harry Styles was innocent before he met you! (Maybe.)
Oh, you didn't see That's My Boy? Fun fact: No one else did either.
Seriously? Get off my Timeline, half-boob!
Maybe you should write a novel that no one would buy instead of trying to write one in less than 30 minutes on Twitter.
You Only Live Once. But this phrase will live forever on your skin, Zac Efron. (Or, at least until Doomsday!)
Ugh. Just ugh.
Does anyone else smell desperation or...? Just us? Okay then.
We all agree that liking this was a huge mistake, right?