That's actually how the Lakers drafted Vlade Divac back in '89.
"Look, no one cut out his brain... Vlade's always been like that."
Hell, Yao Ming's been retired for a year and he'll still probably make the 2013 team.
Or you could just not have Dwight Howard on the team.
No one would notice, the average basketball fan falls asleep during Spurs games.
Even Spurs fans have trouble keeping up with all the excitement of basketball fundamentals.
It's not like there's just a ton of 7 foot dudes out there.
Easier said than done.
This guy STINKS at basketball.
I think we can find one of those, at least this season.
It's really sad, dude.
Really, really sad, dude.