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I was watching VH1 the other day and i saw this show about things that make men undateable it was like a 3 or 4 part show and i was like damn thats crazy women have alot of things about them that men dont like either. So i made this list just to name a few things about women men dont like. I really should change the title to "If you want to meet a man's family you should not have any of these traits", because you and I know men will date any chic just to sleep wit her. Dont get it twisted I'm not doing this because I'm bitter about that show I just want women to know they can have things about them men dont like......Enuff talking here is the list!!!!!!!!!ENJOY
Published September 18, 2010 More Info »
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Published September 18, 2010

X-CON EX-BOYFRIENDS


If a woman has an ex-boyfriend that just got out of jail for murder,robbery,or even rape trust me a man does not want to live his life paranoid everywhere he goes he thinks your ex is gonnna sneak up behind him murder,rob,or rape him.

TO MANY KIDS FROM DIFFERENT DADS


If its triffling for a man to have more than 5 kids from different women then the rules should apply to women also. Don't no guy wants to live in a house with a bunch of kids that ain't his.

GET BACKSTAGE PASSES TO EVERY CONCERT


Don't get it twisted goin to concerts are cool,but if you gotta get backstage passes to every show you go to then that makes you a groupie and everybody knows what happens backstage,in the limo, & at the hotel.

HAIR WHERE ITS NOT NEEDED


Fuck all that feminism crap women need to shave armpits, legs, mustaches,etc if you gon be hairy might as well be wit another guy (no homo).

POSTING VIRAL VIDEOS OF YOURSELF STRIPPING AND DANCING


If you post videos of yourself on youtube,worldstar hip hop,etc stripping,pussy popping & showing ya tits ...why the hell would a guy take you to Thanksgiving dinner around his dad,brothers,uncles, and cousins who have internet access also. They saw the video too.

DRANK MORE THAN A MAN DOES


I Like to take my girl out to a nice resturant and have a nice dinner and a few dranks, but i don't want to come home from a hard days work and all the Hennessy is gone that just aint cool.

LOUD IN PUBLIC

If you are loud in public trust me that is embarrasing to any man espically if you just said something dumb....just talk normal baby.

LAZY


Even if I was making major paper and my woman did'nt have to work when I get home I would like to know my chic did something constructive with her day like clean up,did my taxes, or helped the homeless or something. Not watching Maury all day.

HAIR AINT DONE


If yo hair is fucked up why would i want to take you anywhere.

STANK BREATHE


If yo breathe stank how we gon have a serious conversation or better yet make out. Come baby I know we in a recession but toothpaste and mouth wash aint expensive.

CAN'T GO BACK TO HOME TOWN


If you don't want to go back to your home town that is a lil suspect what the hell have you done that you dont want to go back. Are you the old nieghbor hoe or what, but at the same time I dont want to go to your home town wit you and everybody looking at me laughing.

CAN'T COOK


Come on now cooking is not rocket science they even have cook books pick one up and practice. There is no reason you should burn pop tarts in a toaster.

IF YOU USED TO BE A MAN


Self explanatory!!! You better not ever tell a man I want to tell you something ,but we gotta go to the Jerry Springer so I can tell you.

TALKING TOO MUCH


Shut yo ass up im watching  TV bitch.
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