some funny things famous people have said before dying.
Published December 12, 2011 More Info »
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Published December 12, 2011

John Barrymore

"Die, I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him".


"Crito,I owe a cock to Asclepius.Will you remember to pay the debt".

Francis "Two Guns" Crowley

"You sons of bitches,give my love to mother".

Mother Teresa

"I can't breathe"

Groucho Marx

"Die,my dear?Why thats the last thing i'll do!"