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#25. i find my self watching prono at 26 years old in the middle of the day at my parents house smoking jays and drinking beers all day long by myself.
#24. Am to drunk to Fu*k every time i get a chance to bang so nasty fat b*tch.
#23. i will not be able to remember doing this because of a black out i will have later on today.
#24. I Have no job and sleep untill at least 2 pm every day.
#23. Every one i know is on drugs/dunks or dead.
#22. I think am having a flash back right now.
#21. The only time i go outdoors is when there is a hippie feast going on.
#20. Am only 26 but some how am a dead head.
#19. i know all the hookers in my town by name.
#18. i think Ron Paul isn't crazy at all.
#17. People think am bipolar but really am just drunk.
#16. i have no friends.
#15. Lindsay Lohan would OD if she hungout with me becasue she is a pu*sy.
#14. i have lost every job i ever had because i was high/drunk at work.
#13. i have been to jail lots of times.
#12. i don't care that am a dirtball.
#11. i never go anywhere or do anything with my life and i don't even know that am loser.
#10. i watch adult swim every night.
#9. I drink wiskey and run by the bottles when eating my LSD. "if you ever do this smoke a lot of weed so you can come down faster."
#8. 8 balls!
#7. I think Crack and Smack must go together.
#6. i can pick a mashroom cap with best of them.
#5. i never watched Avatar all the way threw because if freaks me out.
#4. i get sick from a hangover at the least once a week.
#3. i drink more than Amy Winehouse when she was in her prime. "so much so my nickname at the bars is Mr. Winehouse."
#2 i have to be high to get an orgasem.
#1 i flat out hate my life.
BUT! Rehab is for quitters. An i Ant no quitter! Beacuse quitter never win.