Because I don't want to end on that Big Lurch story, and because DMX has so many ridiculous arrests - here's a bonus two-part X story. The same day that authorities raided DMX's Arizona home and found 12 undernourished pit bulls and 3 dead dogs buried in his yard, they also found out he used a fake ID for pneumonia treatment at the Mayo Clinic in Phoenix. Apparently, DMX said his name was 'Troy Jones' during the entire 8 hour treatment, meanwhile multiple hospital employees recognized the famous rapper. His Troy Jones story included a fake ID and fake social security number.
Sounds like a pretty ruff day for Earl, considering the whirlwind of felony and misdemeanor charges within the same 24 hrs. Something tells me it wasn't his worst.