Doo Doo Breath
You really expect a woman to kiss you and you know damn well ya breath smells like a baboon's ass, with a side dish of cow shit and a nice glass of homeless's man piss. You know the first thing you need to check out before you lock lips with any woman is to check your breath. It's called a toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash. Buy you some gum, mints,etc. Do not be afraid to keep ya breath smelling fresh, its horrible when it smells like aqua booty.
Cold Sores with Chapped Lips
A woman will not kiss a man with crusty white lips looking like Pookie off of New Jack City and Tyrone Biggums from the Chappelle Show. No woman wants to get cut while kissing her man. Also who would want to kiss a guy with Cold sores all around his mouth with green puss coming out, herpes alert!. How about you make a doctor's appointment? Better yet go skip ya herpes lips ass right to your local health department, they'll handle your disease mouth asap.
She found out about your "special retreat"
She found out that you wasn't really at your man special bonding retreat with your friends but that you were really in posh hotel going down on Michele Bachmann's husband Marcus Bachmann as he tried to get the "gay disease" out of ya system by making him suck his small tea party wiener. Yes everyone Marcus is a part of the bend it over, spread it wide, get it behind down low crew!
You Blast Gas
While you two passionately kissing on the couch you decided that you want to fart. You blasting gas stunk so badly instead of the gas hitting the air it landed in your lady's friends mouth. She tasted ya gas and now her friends call her Miss.Fart Mouth. That maybe a reason why she doesn't want to kiss you.