Why i have no Friends.
#25. You wake up like the guy from the pic you clicked on. & this is a every weekend thing that they do to you.
#24. some people just can't get over sh*t so why even try to nice.
#23. The fact is some people are just to big of d*cks to hangout with.
#22. They take you out to cheat on your wife just so they can show her the pics so they can f*ck her.
#21.They only come over to use your sh*t & eat your food.
#20. Doing the same sh*t and hearing the same storys over and over agian gets old after a few years so i think it would be best to meet new people.
#19. Seen how they really feel about you on facebook & they f in hate you.
#18. The wife and kids will not let you have friends so why even try to keep them.
#17. You can't have a full time job and friends at the time.
#16. your phone call keep droping there call so they just stop talking to you together for good.
#15. That Camping trip that went so wrong you think you might be gay now.
#14. Am into God there not so they much fun of me for it bad. Know one needs that now you hear.
#13. Had sex with there sister & mother. (one i let slide but both at the same time come on!)
#14. They have banged ever X you ever had when you where dating them.
#15. You fights over sports so make bets that away end up with you dress up like a your a triped out retared in public.
#16. after so meany times of not paying up on bets someone has to get there ass kicked.
#17. They act like Tracy Moragan when around your gay son.
#18. After the 3 time of them making sh*t my pants its over bud!
#7. They think its funny to tell the worst storys about your life to ever one you meet.
#6. Its hard to stay a friend of a Kleptomaniac.
#5. There all in jail because they got busted with weed you sold them.
#4. Most people don't like me bummin off them my whole life.
#3. A bromance can't last forever in the cold november rain.
#2. They stop talking to you after you go rehab.
#1 i can only take geting hit in the balls so meany times before you have to hook me up with a women that will hit my balls with her ass.
(But it's ok because i'll be your friend till the end.)