or
F*CK TANGO LESSONS, EYEBROW WAXING, AND SOME WERID CAKE-BAKING CLASS. YO – ASSHOLES. Last I checked we (the american public) are still in recession and these adventures you have me chasing are driving me further into the black hole known as DEBT.
Published June 21, 2011 More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
A SARA WEINSHENK ORIGINAL
98 Funny Votes
24 Die Votes
1,546 Views
Published June 21, 2011

What People Really Want on GROUPON

1.  $50 dollars worth of condoms for 10 dollars

2.  600 diapers for the cost of 2 McDonald's extra value meals

3.  A large tax break for 20 dollars

4.  700 dollars worth of gas for 60 big ones

5.  4 bottles of Jim Beam for 30 dollars

 

6.    2 for 1 school tuition

7.   $12.99 for 3 hookers (50 dollar value)

8.   20 Tampons for 2 dollars (for those with a heavy flow- this includes super-plus)*

9.   2 ex- husbands that pay child support for a one time fee of $ 9.99 (great value)

10. 7 days of medical treatment for the price of a 24 pack of miller high- life (limited amount- act now)

Advertisement
Advertisement

From Around the Web