5 Halloween Costumes That Make You Want to Punch People in the Stomach

By A General Nonchalance October 21, 2011 | 113,228 Views

These people need to be stopped/punched in the stomach.

Sarah Palin

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If I see someone in a Sarah Palin costume, man or woman, I will rain haymakers upon them. This has nothing to do with any anti-Palin stance, nor do I wish her any harm. This is purely a natural reaction to lazy, unimaginative people putting in the least amount of effort. The exception of course, would be if you're going as "Sexy" Sarah Palin, which means dressing as Sarah Palin and not opening your mouth.

One Night Stand

Oh puns! I hate you all. And I will pummel the double entendres out of your belly.

Pedophile Priest (Complete With Fake Boy Hanging from Crotch)

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Hahaahaha I get it. Because of the thing with priests. You are so edgy. I liked when you took a joke that people made ten years ago and made a whole costume out of it, one that completely reflects your poor taste. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I will punch you in the penis.

Anyone Who Puts Costumes on Their Pets

I don't care how cute your pet looks (very), it is not happy. "Oh, you know who'd be a great Superman? My defenseless dog who does not have the capacity to make decisions for himself." You will be punched in the stomach and I will take your dog because it is a very cute dog. Thank you for the dog.

Austin Powers

Do I make you horny? Awesome. You must be turned on by outdated references. I bet that Austin Powers costume looks great in your closet next to your Rick James costume and Borat impression. I really don't know if people are still doing this, but I have to assume there are plenty of people, in a general a sense, who deserve a punch to the gut, so I'll go with the hypothesis that they're all wearing this costume.

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Patience is overrated...

different halloween costumes:)
Next time I wear a costume it'll be a mirror.
I'll dress as The Over-worked Underpaid Worker for Halloween this year. http://tuitiontoodamnhigh.blogspot.com/
My costume idea is to be dead Osama bin Laden wearing a tshirt that says "I got dumped in the ocean and all I got was this lousy tshirt" Is this ok?
FUNNY
The priestophile is the best. If somebody gets offended, tell them that there people dressed up as vastly more evil people, like Hitler, Dracula and Dick Cheney.
You forgot Charlie Sheen...
Very funny...I would not be caught dead in these costumes. My sister has six cats and I KNOW she would never put costumes on them...it's just plain creepy!
"Gods Gift To Women" where a guy puts his dick in a box. Also the asshole with a nametag that has his own name on it.
lol me. Sarah look so sexy in hers, maybe,
now that gun you may keep, takes all appeal away.
The year before sadam hussain was assasinated, by bro was him for halloween....when he was killed the following year he was the ghost of saddam...it was epic.
What a hard-ass, I love all these costumes. I didn't know people were such hipsters when it came to Halloween. Now I need to put on my "Elephant Man" costume and go party.
HILARZ! But whomever wrote this, hates Halloween as much as Siobhan O'Keefe Summers.
There's a costume that I want. It's: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31976.jpg I think that the costume above is awesome!
Best one is the priest, easily.
Seriously
you people obviously don't know how to have fun with a pet. dressing my cat and making him misserable is one of the few true joys in life. you only dress pet long enough to have a good laugh and then take costume off. not mean at all. HILLARIOUS!