When it comes to chest hair, itâs an all or nothing
Either you rock it out loud
and proud or you go full monty and take it all off.
If youâre going to bother trimming it at all,
why waste your time pruning your chest like a bonsai tree?
Just pretend youâre an Olympic swimmer and go
for sleek and smooth.
the world just how similar you are to our simian brethren.
Some girls get off on the manly man look but
nobody like a chest sculptor.
âIn honor of American
Idol, itâs supposed to be shaped like a cup of Coke.â