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Most of these dudes grew in one room apartments, eating welfare peanut butter sandwiches and sharing a bed with a dozen other siblings; and I predict that these guys will right back in that same life style shortly after they retire. I guess taking out that $100k loan with a 110% return interest rate in Vegas doesn't seem like such a good idea now that you're living in your car. Tough break nigga!
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Published February 18, 2013

1. Allen Iverson (AKA A.I.)

It's truly sad to see this once "Jordan" like player struggle to get back into the NBA. Why does he want back in the NBA so bad? Cause he spend most of the $154M he earned. I guess he didn't know living like a millionaire was so expensive. Here's some advice AIlen: no NBA team want you cause you're washed up. So this is what you do: join a D-league, SAVE the money you earn and stop spending it on jewels and clothes you schmuck!

2. Meta World Peace (AKA Ron Artest or Captain Insano)

He's got the skills, the talent and athleticism to be a Hall of Famer, but he also has the little voices in his head that say "EVERYONE WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL"!!! I predict he'll continue to go Gary Busey crazy, spend all his money in some pyramid scheme and end up in a insane asylum like The One who Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Tell the Chief I said wasaaaap!


3. Ben Wallace

This undrafted former street baller rose to the top of the NBA ranks and not only won a championship, but labeled himself as one the best defensive players of all time...he'll go broke. He'll end up back on the streets, hustlin middle schools kids in some pick-up games of b-ball and forage for food much like a squirrel.

4. Chris Andersen (AKA Birdman)

I know what you're thinking "this guys white. There's no way he'll go broke". Well, I thought the same thing, but those tat's seem like a dead giveaway that this guy is gonna develop a trendy heroin habit when he's finished. Although I could be wrong, it could it be a meth.

5. Jermaine O'Neal

Having the last name 'O'Neal' must come with some unruly ego. Both Jermaine and Shaq spend their money on such extravagate shit. I mean, it's like these guys are forever 10 years old and won't grow up. Well Jermaine, I hate to break this to you, but you don't have money like your buddy Shaq does. Let's just hope that big ass head of yours has a brain in it.

6. Eddy Curry

This is sadly a before and after pic 'ba-dum ching'!

I guess Eddy couldn't put the folk down. He couldnt cause he ate it 'ba-dum ching'!

Even a decent NBA minimum salary couldn't keep him from scrafing 16 Big Mac's a day 'ba-dum ching'!

You'd figure he'd look like this during retirement 'ba-dum ching'!

He makes Charles Barkley look like Tony Horton (P90X) 'ba-dum ching'!

You know they saying: once you go fat, you usually end up getting diabetes 'ba-dum ching'!

Can you believe this guy has a NBA championship ring? I heard he cried when he found out it wasn't an onion ring 'ba-dum ching'!


7. Zach Randolph

In 2003 Zach was arrested for being caught under the influence of marijuana. We all know that pot is a gateway drug, which means crack cocaine is next on his list. "I'm broke nigga, I'm broke"!

8. Rasheed Wallace

This guy is such an asshole. He is the all time leader for technical fouls. Well congratufuckinlations! Your smile is on par with a meth addicts and you look like Redman and Ol' Dirty Bastards crack baby.

9. Rashad Lewis

If only he could save his money as well as he shoots 3 pointers

10. Gilbert Arenas (AKA Agent Zero)

"Here's Agent Zero. Now...plain Zero"!

Yeah, definitly gonna end up living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!

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