1. Allen Iverson (AKA A.I. or The Answer)
It's truly sad to see this future Hall of Famer struggle to get back into the NBA. And your probably asking yourself, why does he want back in the NBA so bad? He must have a lot of money saved up, right? Well, he doesn't. Yup. Pissed away nearly $154M. Not sure if there's an "answer" for you Allen
2. Meta World Peace (AKA Ron Artest or Captain Insano)
He's got the skills, the talent and athleticism to be a Hall of Famer, but unfortunately he also has voices in his head that tell him "EVERYONE WANTS TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!!" I predict, he'll continue to go Gary Busey crazy; lose all his money in some pyramid scheme, end up committing himself in an insane asylum, escape the asylum by smashing open a bared windowed using a drinking fountain and well you know the rest.
3. Ben Wallace
This undrafted former street baller rose to the top of the NBA ranks and not only won a NBA championship, but labeled himself as one the best defensive players of all time. And no he's not broke now, but he will be. He'll end up back on the streets, hustlin middle schools kids in some pick-up games of b-ball and forage for food that of a squirrel
4. Chris Andersen (AKA Birdman)
I know what you're thinking "this guys white. There's no way he'll go broke". Well, I thought the same thing, but those tat's seem like a dead giveaway that this guy is gonna develop a trendy heroin habit when he's finished. Although I could be wrong, it could it be a meth.
5. Jermaine O'Neal
Having the last name 'O'Neal' must come with some unruly ego. Both Jermaine and Shaq spend their money on such extravagant shit! I mean, it's like these guys are forever 10 years old and won't grow up. Well Jermaine, I hate to break this to you, but you don't have money like your buddy Shaq does. Let's just hope that big ass head of yours has a brain in it.
6. Eddy Curry
Its to think these are before and after pic's
I guess Eddy didn't put the folk down. He couldn't cause he ate it
Even a decent NBA minimum salary couldn't keep him from not wanting to scarf down 16 Big Mac's a day. Seriously look it up. Its not a lie. The dude eat 16 fucking Big Mac's a day
You'd figure he'd look like after he retired
He makes Charles Barkley look like Tony Horton (P90X)
You know the saying - Once you go fat, you usually end up getting diabetes
Can you believe this guy has a NBA championship ring? I heard he cried when he found out the ring wasn't an onion
Thanks a lot folks you've been a great crowd!!
7. Zach Randolph
In 2003 Zach was arrested for being caught under the influence of marijuana. We all know that 'pot' is the gateway to sexier and more expensive drugs. Which leads me to believe that cocaine and heroine are next on that list without a doubt, thus resulting in him losing all his funds
8. Rasheed Wallace
He is the all time leader for technical fouls. And once called Michal Jordan the N word. He looks like if rappers Redman and Ol' Dirty Bastards had a crack baby
Oh yeah forgot!! He'll go broke from uhhhhhh.......................... I dont know hookers or something
9. Rashad Lewis
If only he could save his money as well as he shoots 3 pointers
10. Gilbert Arenas (AKA Agent Zero)
"Here's Agent Zero. Now...plain Zero"!
Yeah, definitely going to end up living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!!!!