Where did the golfer lose all his money?
On the Fareway.
Ran a marathon to cure athlete's foot the other day.
if anything it just made it worse.
I will never forget playing baseball as a young panda cub standing on the fresh cut grass hearing the couch yell BUNT!,BUNT!,BUNT!
Happy times, of course i found out later that couch had problems saying the letter C.
Ah bowling the only sport where its accepitable to oil wood.
Which figure of norse mythologhy is constantly distracted on the golf course?