Stood exactly 6 feet tall. I don’t think I like that too much.
Yo, Grover! Ever been to Ohio? Try a new name, pal.
An A-Plus name for a D-Minus President.
He let celebrity go to his head.
Someone once told me he used to beat his dogs. I now know that’s not true but it left a bad taste in my mouth so Pierce made the list.
I’m not familiar.
Hey, America, he’s YOUR president. I voted for Nader.
Lyndon B. Johnson
This guy was actually pretty great. He was the one shot at near that theatre, right?
This guy wasn’t even a president.
Chester A. Arthur
Sex Maniacs don’t make good national leaders.
George H.W. Bush
Yikes. Imagine if this guy had a son?
I met his niece once.