An Informed Political Comment on Past Presidents

By MikeHanford November 21, 2011 | 442 Views
The presidential race is again upon us. As the hopeful candidates’ blooper reels parade through our newsfeeds, I am reminded of the past duds we’ve voted into office. Here are some complaints about a few U.S. Presidents:

Benjamin Harrison

The most exciting thing about this guy was his haircut.

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James Buchanan

Stood exactly 6 feet tall.  I don’t think I like that too much.

Grover Cleveland

Yo, Grover!  Ever been to Ohio?  Try a new name, pal.

Millard Fillmore

An A-Plus name for a D-Minus President.

Zachary Taylor

He let celebrity go to his head.

Franklin Pierce

Someone once told me he used to beat his dogs. I now know that’s not true but it left a bad taste in my mouth so Pierce made the list.

Richard Nixon

I’m not familiar.

John Tyler

Hey, America, he’s YOUR president.  I voted for Nader.

Lyndon B. Johnson

This guy was actually pretty great.  He was the one shot at near that theatre, right?

Herbert Hoover

Too easy.

Ben Franklin

This guy wasn’t even a president.

Chester A. Arthur

Sex Maniacs don’t make good national leaders.

George H.W. Bush

Yikes. Imagine if this guy had a son?

Jimmy Carter

I met his niece once.  

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