CRANK: SUPER COOL DUDE
Chev Cheliosâ has been injected with a toxic amount of Testosterone. He only has two hours to find a cure before his balls explode. However, the insane amount of Testosterone has turned him into the coolest dude in the world. With great raditude comes great distractions: Chev must avoid the temptations of playing volleyball with hot babes, popping wheelies on motorcycles, and judging wet t-shirt contests.
CRANK: CHICKEN FINGER FINGERS
Chev Cheliosâ fingers have been replaced with chicken fingers. He hasnât eaten in three days. He has to find his real fingers. He's so hungry, but if eats his chicken finger fingers, he won't be able to open doors. And he has to do two things today: kick some ass, and open doors. But it wonât be easy: the chicken finger fingers have a sweet, savory BBQ seasoning. They were fried the perfect amount, crispy and yet succulent. Also Chev gave up meat for Lent, and he's super religious.
CRANK: ELBOW AND ARROWS
Chev Cheliosâ elbow has been replaced with a bow and arrows.