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September 14, 2012
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What is eternity?

When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!

 

Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?

They went to see "Closed for Winter".

 

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave at her.

 

How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday?

Tell it to her on Tuesday.

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A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. 
 The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. 
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
 The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."

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