9 Reasons We'll Miss Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum announced the suspension of his presidential campaign, which is good news if you placed money on the world not ending in November. But let's take a look back at all the joy he brought us. All the jokes and the hahas.

1. The Joy He Brought to Twitter

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2. The Unintentionally Sexual Headlines

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3. This GIF

4. His Tireless Fight Against Logic

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5. His Obliviousness to His Own Ridiculousness

Awesome acronym, Rick: 

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6. This Collage Made Entirely of Gay Porn

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7. Speaking of Porn...His Tireless Efforts to Rid the World Of It

But why Rick, why?

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8. The Sweater Vests

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Speaking of which, who could forget his quarterly rag?

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9. And of Course... The Google Results

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  • Hilarious...
  • I'm gonna miss that guy.
  • I want to see the 1000+ reasons why we won't miss Barack Obama after he's fired in November.
  • dont agree about his abortion mess, but other than that hes alot better than what we have now. Maybe 2016 rick :(
  • Yeah, I'm really heart fuckin broken over his withdrawl. Vote The Canada Party.
  • the gay porn collage is brilliant
  • perfect.
  • He'll certainly be missed...
  • If you people were afraid of him becoming President, consider what he could be doing now that nobody's watching. Like they say, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch Rick Santorum masturbating in the bushes outside of your bedroom window. Ah, Mr. Frothy... we hardly knew ye!
  • HA!
  • I believe this is on a site called "Funny or Die," not a political debating site. He did tend to dig a lot of holes for himself though, not really sure why he was supported after awhile. Oh well, at least we all had some laughs
  • hey
  • There's a rumor being spread about Santorum (no pun intended) that he had the opportunity to experiment with the homosexual lifestyle...but in the end he blew it.