Bad Valentines Day Gifts ideas.

#1 a double sided dilldo so she can f*ck you in the ass. "as if she dosen't do that to you already so now you have to literally make it happen."

#2 saving a hart in your pubic hair on in your ass hair.

#3 email a pic of flowers and candy on a Ecard

#4 Same thing you get your loved one every year Jack and Shit.

#5 a card for 25% off any flaver of edible pantys

#6 Take her out to dinner at your to your moms

#7 a 3 leaf clover and tell her its your lucky day because your going to get lucky!

#8 Pull your pants down an say i have one tickit for you to see Lady gaga gaga.

#9 pants that are to big for her. because she has such a PHAT ass! and is only going to get fatter.

#10 Wright her a poem that you copyed off line.

#11 Your Dick in a box is always a classic class act gift for your ladie/man of the night.

#12 a  Valentines  day sweeter. aww how gay

#13 a xxx DVD and am not talking about the one with acting in it.

#14 Cook the dinner your self and eat it in fount of them.

#15 Balls in her mouth and a side of anal

#16 a hart shaped ceha pet.
 

#17 hand lotion because your a jag off.
 

#18 a picture of you with a kiss on it to put in your office aka the bath room.
 

#19 take her on a date to the strip club because its your terdishion  be you meet there and all .
 

#20  Hard licking and sticking is all good. well at least for me.

#21 Tag team night

#22 A Hall Pass  

#23 cum in the back door because who doesn't love a trip to brown town. 

#24 Get your sister in the mix like his always wanted.

#25 A ruffy

"Take it from me a man who has never been laid and lives in his parents basement smoking my mothers weed all night long."