bad gifts on valentines
#1 a double sided dilldo so she can f*ck you in the ass. "as if she dosen't do that to you already so now you have to literally make it happen."
#2 saving a hart in your pubic hair on in your ass hair.
#3 email a pic of flowers and candy on a Ecard
#4 Same thing you get your loved one every year Jack and Shit.
#5 a card for 25% off any flaver of edible pantys
#6 Take her out to dinner at your to your moms
#7 a 3 leaf clover and tell her its your lucky day because your going to get lucky!
#8 Pull your pants down an say i have one tickit for you to see Lady gaga gaga.
#9 pants that are to big for her. because she has such a PHAT ass! and is only going to get fatter.
#10 Wright her a poem that you copyed off line.
more than just wood.
#11 Your Dick in a box is always a classic class act gift for your ladie/man of the night.
#12 a Valentines day sweeter. aww how gay
#13 a xxx DVD and am not talking about the one with acting in it.
#14 Cook the dinner your self and eat it in fount of them.
#15 Balls in her mouth and a side of anal
#16 a hart shaped ceha pet.
#17 hand lotion because your a jag off.
#18 a picture of you with a kiss on it to put in your office aka the bath room.
#19 take her on a date to the strip club because its your terdishion be you meet there and all .
#20 Hard licking and sticking is all good. well at least for me.
#21 Tag team night
#22 A Hall Pass
#23 cum in the back door because who doesn't love a trip to brown town.
#24 Get your sister in the mix like his always wanted.
#25 A ruffy
"Take it from me a man who has never been laid and lives in his parents basement smoking my mothers weed all night long."