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re: the giving away of cigarettes as prizes on “Stompin’ the Syntax Yard” –Jesus, Rudd, it’s a kid show, not a... more »

re: the giving away of cigarettes as prizes on “Stompin’ the Syntax Yard” – Jesus, Rudd, it’s a kid show, not a prison show; ‘yard stomping’ is what the kids call dancing these days. I’ve canceled the freight car full of Chesterfields.

Chain Lightningsteen is on board at 11:00, to show us what’s happening on the Doppler-100 WeatheR-A-Dar, and to bring us traffic... more »

Chain Lightningsteen is on board at 11:00, to show us what’s happening on the Doppler-100 WeatheR-A-Dar, and to bring us traffic with Storch Brongl III in the LearnFoTainmentCopter!

Any word on whether the Rooney people are moving forward on the lawsuit? I ran into Persimmon this morning, she (he?) was still in... more »

Any word on whether the Rooney people are moving forward on the lawsuit? I ran into Persimmon this morning, she (he?) was still in tears over the Nimoy cease and desist. We can’t take much more drama, sir, or the place will break apart.

I applaud your choice to convert LearnFoTainment HQ to cleaner burning corn ethanol, but perhaps you should consider finally connecting... more »

I applaud your choice to convert LearnFoTainment HQ to cleaner burning corn ethanol, but perhaps you should consider finally connecting the building to the neighborhood electrical grid and doing away with the generators entirely…

Where the hell is the vegemite? Man, this place is confusing! Have Della... more »

Where the hell is the vegemite? Man, this place is confusing! Have Della schedule me a junket to a local Burger President restaurant!

Clarington, I'm going to need a report on why everyone here sounds like... more »

Clarington, I'm going to need a report on why everyone here sounds like William F. Buckley......only different. Put a hold on all new films until this is resolved!

Did Midge make the trip? Dammit, she said she'd meet me at the "queue"?... more »

Did Midge make the trip? Dammit, she said she'd meet me at the "queue"? Huh? Those cultural training sessions we had in prep of the "big move" did nothing for my understanding....I assume this marine layer will clear up by noon? Right? Noon? No later?