Jared

"Yes, I deleted and re-posted a caption. ... Come on! You know you've done the same thing!"

I've already admitted to doing this (more... more »

"Yes, I deleted and re-posted a caption. ... Come on! You know you've done the same thing!"

I've already admitted to doing this (more or less openly), but only when I've been hammered into the basement.

People who know me know that it's not about votes or winning (it's usually impossible to win after resorting to that anyway, because you're starting again at square one, and I consider it even less an infraction if you've sacrificed FUNNY votes along with the DIES.), it's about getting people to actually SEE that you've participated and getting the jokes read. It is my belief that after about 100 - 150, people get bored and stop reading, even though I (usually) always read everything that came first before I start submitting (which can be a bitch of an undertaking).

" .. cyber-raping ... "

A great phrase.

" ... part of my soul dies every time someone incorrectly identifies a weapon."

This is doing way better than any of my shit, even... more »

" ... part of my soul dies every time someone incorrectly identifies a weapon."

This is doing way better than any of my shit, even though you said it wasn't even a caption. I FUNNIED it, too, on principle. I'm way too picky about the details (anal, and annoyingly so, but only about things like this.).

Even though I'm an old pacifist peacenik (lazy pussy), I get the gun thing.

For all of these reasons (and the minor fact that all of your stuff is consistently funny),
I am now your FAN.

Yes, I deleted and re-posted a caption. I'm guilty as charged, but I thought of something that I just had to add to it. Come on! You... more »

Yes, I deleted and re-posted a caption. I'm guilty as charged, but I thought of something that I just had to add to it. Come on! You know you've done the same thing! Anyway, if you still intend on cyber-raping me please be gentle.

I never take a bath without my pink Chinese Type 63
(Mad Props to Lead Enima, now if you could just tell us what the hell that is... more »

I never take a bath without my pink Chinese Type 63
(Mad Props to Lead Enima, now if you could just tell us what the hell that is sittiing to the left)
I dedicate this caption to you. I wouldnt know a gun if it was engraved with the make/model. thanks