I have pretty hair. I post lame shit on FOD. The same blind man has walked into the side of my car on two different occasions. Probably because I'm a douche who never stops before the white line. I've been known to dance at inappropriate times. More often than not if I'm paying my res... more >

I have pretty hair. I post lame shit on FOD. The same blind man has walked into the side of my car on two different occasions. Probably because I'm a douche who never stops before the white line. I've been known to dance at inappropriate times. More often than not if I'm paying my respect at a wake I say, "I'm so sorry for your loss," with a smile on my face ... I don't mean to ... It's just weird that there is a dead body less than 5 feet away. I'm obsessed w/Jews and anything Jewish even though I was born and raised Catholic. Last week I went to a Jimmy Buffet concert and ironically blew out my own flip flop. I had to have it duct taped to my foot so I could walk. This was after I found out first hand that Joints from Amsterdam have filters. I recently met a Jason Bateman look alike. I mean the look a like’s DNA and the real Jason Bateman's DNA has to be almost identical. Except I'm pretty sure the real Jason Bateman's DNA has far less CockSucker in it. I fall a lot. I just fell this past weekend 2 times in less than 1 minute. I have brown eyes that have a hint of green. I'm an Aunt yet not an ant. I'm so Chi you'd think I was Bashful. < less