What I've Said

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Comments and forum posts I've made.

 
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Even those golf ball upper lip implants can’t help this beast.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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DICK (part one) from Mike N
DICK (part one) (03:28)

Jake is as good as ever.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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The Hell’s Angels are getting creepier by the day.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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There’s 12 holes I’d like to stick my fingers in.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Looks the same on the way out.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Hilarious Hilarious

Your sweet asses did it again.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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The Terrible Burglar  from Brad And Matt And Kevin
The Terrible Burglar (03:47)

Classic as always, boys. The last line before the fade is perfect.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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I get the zebra shorts. But why the mask?

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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And I thought my grandma had a huge pussy…

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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My video loves you.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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The most offensive part of this photo is the size of that man’s forehead.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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This is how you make Captain Hook look like a pussy.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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In my line of work, usually it’s an Asian getting a mouthful.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Free Tibet.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Who Are You in Sex and the City? from Naked Babies and Jordan_Morris
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Rob Corddry is so effing classic it hurts.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Where’s my Chippy?

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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This is the missing scene from Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that would have actually made it worth watching.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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Der vapid vide.

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

(posted about 1 months ago)

 
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If you were a hot dog, would you ear yourself?

(posted about 1 months ago)