Primarily, I'm a writer but in my spare time, I worry about things. It was a sad day when I first realized that I was in no way funny. That happened to be the same day I was diagnosed with Down Syndrome. I tried to connect with another Down Syndrome person by telling them I had Up Syndrome. They were not amused. You know you're a nerd when your four year-old brother asks you if you play with your lightsabers on the Sabbath. I don't like when Asian women yell at me in only vowels. A friend of mine was telling me how he was ramming the crap out of his girlfriend. When I revealed that I hate that metaphor, he asked who said anything about metaphors. No matter what the encyclopedias say, I continue to believe that one of Seal's sons is named Walrus.