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i just got out of womans lock up and i am ready to go friggin' nuts wit my new found freedom....What was I locked up for?? Well I use to post things on another humor website and someone told me I wasn't very funny so i shanked 'em with a homemade weapon...6 and 1/2 years later here I am....HAHAHA JK..did I have u going for awhile??? « less

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